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TV Diva: Roseanne Barr goes "Nuts" for new TV show

"ROSEANNE'S NUTS"

Roseanne Barr seems to be following the Image Rehab Playbook for celebrities to a T. First, she has created a reality show about herself. But instead of following her everyday mundane life in the hope of revealing that she's really just like us, it follows her on a new adventure. That's right, Barr has given up Hollywood to manage a "fully functional 40-acre macadamia and livestock farm in Hawaii." Because that's what one does when one leaves Hollywood, right? The show itself has generated some buzz for its kookiness, but to add to that, Barr has declared she plans to run for president. Of the United States. That's what she told Jay Leno last week on "The Tonight Show." Surely she can't be serious, right? After all, she claims she's running for the "American Green Tea Party." It's hard to tell. She seems convinced that she needs to run for president so she can have a voice in presidential debates and represent the little people who wonder where their money has gone. While that sounds amusing, I'll stick with watching her nut farm in Hawaii. 9 p.m. Lifetime

"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE "

It's finale week! Can you believe we're here already? I've thoroughly enjoyed this eighth season and the strong cast of dancers. This season's Final 4 dancers are the perfect ones to dance for the title of "America's Favorite Dancer." Those finalists are "beasts" Melanie Moore and Sasha Mallory and the super-talented Marko Germar and Tadd Gadduang. If I had to pick a winner, I'd say it's Melanie, who seems to excel with every dance style and genre. When Lady Gaga says she would hire you to dance on her tour, you know you're good. 8 p.m Fox (The final winner will be revealed Thursday at 8 p.m.